``Tuesday, January 03, 2006``

jokes of the day - enjoy

hmm.. i was feeling really bad so decided to surf the net : share some jokes with you

Passing the exam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
[ haha... i think i will be the one of them who jump if i am in IMH also..]


The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger.
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that.
Quicksand takes you down slowly.
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth.
If the teacher taught,Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy.
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

-Finding back my cheerfulness-

][-Van-][ ``1/03/2006 11:11:00 PM``

[..About Me..]

Name: VaNesSa taN
Bdae: 16/03/1987
Skool: ngee ann poly
CouRse: IT
E-mail: energy_mystery@hotmail.com (friendster n msn)

[..Wishing Well..]

  • GPA = 3.0
  • Personal Room
  • New Guitar
  • New Handphone -> N6280
  • Own Car?? Toyota
  • Bag -> clumpler bag
  • Clothes
  • Rippers Slippers
  • shoes
  • Mac laptop
  • go South Korea
  • get my driving license
  • guitar skills improve

    [..My Love..]

    shopping
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    singing with friends
    cHat On MsN
    daydreaming
    gReEn CuShiON
    CHat oN pHonE
    LiSteNiNg tO MuSiC
    swiMminG
    friends
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    Usher Ministry 4S5
    Laos Team 06

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    November 2004
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    To succeed is to stay focus on 1 thing

    Never run away from a problem. Face it or it will haunt you

    Every Morning, when I wake up, I treasure the innocence of being able to enjoy each day.

    [..Teaching..]
    Hebrews 5:8
    though He was a Son, yet He learned obedience by the things which He suffered.

    Proverbs 15:1
    A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.

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    Duration: 113 mins


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    Duration: 110 mins


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    Duration: 125 mins


    Start: 26 October 2006
    Duration: 140 mins


    Start: 26 October 2006
    Duration: 105 mins

    [..Movies watched..]

    * The Lake House - 4 Aug 06
    * Click - 7 Aug 06
    * Dragon Tiger Gate - 7 Aug 06
    * Pirates of Caribbean (Dead Man's chest) - 19 Aug 06
    * Toyoko Drift - 22 Aug 06
    * The Break Up - 24 Aug 06
    * Snakes on a plane - 28 Aug 06
    * Little Man - 14 Aug 06
    * Little Miss Sunshine - 9 Oct 06
    * World Trade Center - 11 Oct 06
    * The Convenent - 09 Nov 06
    * Casino Royale - 26 Nov 06

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