``Wednesday, December 14, 2005``

jokes juz for you to relax yourself

Before we move on.. sorry tat.. the england(english) here is very terrible so polease(please) dun learn.. haha

Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her.
So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new carto his girlfriend.
"This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!""Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian." Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" scre!amed Ah Beng." Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"

Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buysbread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them tore-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs! manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,"Wah low!!! , how you know one?" The first Ah Lian replys mugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

-Finding back my cheerfulness-

][-Van-][ ``12/14/2005 02:39:00 PM``

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Name: VaNesSa taN
Bdae: 16/03/1987
Skool: ngee ann poly
CouRse: IT
E-mail: energy_mystery@hotmail.com (friendster n msn)

[..Wishing Well..]

  • GPA = 3.0
  • Personal Room
  • New Guitar
  • New Handphone -> N6280
  • Own Car?? Toyota
  • Bag -> clumpler bag
  • Clothes
  • Rippers Slippers
  • shoes
  • Mac laptop
  • go South Korea
  • get my driving license
  • guitar skills improve

    [..My Love..]

    shopping
    sleeping
    singing with friends
    cHat On MsN
    daydreaming
    gReEn CuShiON
    CHat oN pHonE
    LiSteNiNg tO MuSiC
    swiMminG
    friends
    family
    Usher Ministry 4S5
    Laos Team 06

    [..Memories of her..]

    November 2004
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    Never run away from a problem. Face it or it will haunt you

    Every Morning, when I wake up, I treasure the innocence of being able to enjoy each day.

    [..Teaching..]
    Hebrews 5:8
    though He was a Son, yet He learned obedience by the things which He suffered.

    Proverbs 15:1
    A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.

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    [..Movies watched..]

    * The Lake House - 4 Aug 06
    * Click - 7 Aug 06
    * Dragon Tiger Gate - 7 Aug 06
    * Pirates of Caribbean (Dead Man's chest) - 19 Aug 06
    * Toyoko Drift - 22 Aug 06
    * The Break Up - 24 Aug 06
    * Snakes on a plane - 28 Aug 06
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    * The Convenent - 09 Nov 06
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